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Old October 4th, 2004   #1 (permalink)
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PENNSYLVANIA - A sick practical joke ended with a Pennsylvania man laughing himself all the way back to prison. Jeffrey Barber apparently thought it would be a regular laugh riot to scare his wife by pretending he had been shot. After firing his .22-caliber rifle in the house, the 44-year-old proceeded to smear himself with tomato sauce and lay on the floor. When the missus called 911 to come to her husband's aid, the police found he was very much alive, and violating the terms of his parole by owning several guns. Barber pled guilty to illegal ownership of the firearms, and had to face the mandatory sentence of 15-years to life.
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ok that guy needs the stupid idiot of the week award...
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Does he qualify as having removed himself from the gene pool if he is locked up for 15 to life?
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ok that guy needs the stupid idiot of the week award...
Lets try month... that guy who cut his dick off is a close contender.
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He must have been born under the Stupid Tree because someone had just beat him with a Stupid stick.
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