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Old September 15th, 2004   #1 (permalink)
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SD, You and I owe it to the country to do our best to confirm this to be true!


TORONTO (AP) - Beer, a health food? That's what some Canadian researchers report.

A study from the University of Western Ontario finds a brew could be good for you. The researchers say beer has antioxidant boosters that could help fight cancer, heart disease and diabetes.

But the key is moderation. The researchers found three beers would have the opposite effect.

The study was funded by beermakers Guinness and Labatt. But the university says the financial support had no influence on the outcome.
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Well I like to have a beer or 41 but I have had the cancer thing. Small amount of skin cancer on my arm. Thank's to my up bringing in Cali'. It was the good kind, if there can be a good kind.
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About time someone figured this out. I wonder how many they had to drink before they got the idea that beer might be healthy.

The cali sun sucks!!! These sun kissed gals look hawt in their young years and totally tore up when they hit thier mid thirties.
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You know what makes this study sound so good? At universities they generally *PAY* the research subjects!!! I think I will drive down to the University of Western tonight and sign up as a research subject!!! Heck, my cousin manages the bar/eatery on the Western campus so maybe he would have some pull to get my name in a lab rat for that experiment!!


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You know what makes this study sound so good? At universities they generally *PAY* the research subjects!!! I think I will drive down to the University of Western tonight and sign up as a research subject!!! Heck, my cousin manages the bar/eatery on the Western campus so maybe he would have some pull to get my name in a lab rat for that experiment!!


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Thought I read that you don't drink beer...
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Thought I read that you don't drink beer...
There ya go... got a memory on that boy like a steel trap. Indeed, beer is not my favored form of alcohol. But who could pass up the chance to get a good buzz and get paid to do it while feeling good about the process because it is all in the name of medical research!?!?! You would have to absolutely hate beer to pass on this one. My dislike of beer would be my sacrifice in the name of science.

Fact is I dislike beer but if I was at a party and that was all they had then I would just make do. Past posts bespoke of a person stealing a whole truckload of beer and that would NOT be my MO... rye - yes, whiskey- yes, rum - yes, screech -yes, coca-cola - yes, but beer no.


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<-------------- Trying to imagine SD at one of his parties.

For some strange reason I think our defintions of party differ slightly.
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<-------------- Trying to imagine SD at one of his parties.

For some strange reason I think our defintions of party differ slightly.
I'm on the side of the Slag as far as praties. I also like to have plenty of dollar bills on hand. Never know when you'll need to stuff bills in a
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Imagine SD trying to have a philosophical discussion with a crack ***** stripper.
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Imagine SD trying to have a philosophical discussion with a crack ***** stripper.
maybe its the amount of caffiene in my viens, but I'm not having a hard time seeing this
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