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Old January 20th, 2003   #1 (permalink)
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20 Worst Things To Hear At A Nuclear Power Plant

1. Fission shmission, relax, I'll increase the water level
after my coffee break.

2. Was that "Open valve A and close valve B" or was it the
other way round?

3. This whole plant will be running under Win95 tomorrow.

4. HEY! Is smoke coming out of the core normal?

5. Who forgot to pay the water bill?

6. We got 12 seconds to WHAT????

7. Meet your new plant superintendent: Homer Simpson

8. A leak? Can't you fix it with duct tape or something?

9. Oh yeah! 50 bucks says I can make it blow.

10. It's Russian technology.

11. Move over Three Mile Island - here we come !!!

12. Sniff, sniff.... you smell that?

13. I used to work at Chernobyl.

14. All the way to the RIGHT, not LEFT you dummy!

15. It's your turn to wax the core.

16. How come all the big shots are leaving?

17. Is that a 60 minute film crew out there?

18. Is this part really necessary?

19. OF COURSE I went to high school. Didn't finish it,
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20. Look at the good news: we are going to find out whether
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21. Your Telecom Mgr is WHO!?!?!?!
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Har di har har, Scott. You are a card.... you should be dealt with!

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I think she'll need a break!!

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Please don't pick on SD. . he is sensitive about things like that. .. umm yeah. . so be nice.. . keep it clean.

(how was that for straightening out?)

You guys are too much fun. You are right though, I am tired from straightening out T.

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