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Old December 16th, 2009   #1 (permalink)
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Fiance decided that we don't have enough animals so she brought home this byproduct of a feral alley cat and called it a birthday present for me...

$#%#$%#$ thing has cost me $168.71 to date and more to spend when I get his balls cut off in 2 weeks.
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happy birthday, indeed.
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do you have the obligatory scratch marks to prove the critter really loves you?

Slag, news you have not shared with us until now. I didn't picture you as the marrying type. Congratulations on the engagement!

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A cat for Slag?!?! Now I know it must be true love because you didn't opt to play skeet shooting with it!

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How do you think Slag plans on cutting the cat's balls off?

PULL!

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PULL!

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He wouldn't be griping about the cost then. I'm surprised that he doesn't go Freddy Kuger on the cat.

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My 'free' by the water boat storage will be gone as well. (:
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So I dropped the little guy off yesterday morning for a neutering - I go back in the afternoon to find that they tried to spay him first... doh!!!
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Remember to get refrences if you go for the big 'V'. You don't want them to try and do the other.
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