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Old 02-11-2008   #1 (permalink)
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Sex romp on AC unit lands couple in jail
A couple's public sex show on an air conditioner landed them in the Collier County Jail Sunday.
The incident started as the report of a possible sexual battery around 10:15 a.m.
The caller told police they saw a woman, identified as 24-year-old Arianna Scudelletti, atop 24-year-old Victor Manuel Martes, Jr., who was atop the air conditioning unit at 453 Banyan Boulevard - and in plain view of the street.
Two young children noticed the performance and alerted the adult who called police.
When police arrived they say Martes, of Miami, had his shorts around his ankles and was clearly drunk. Scudelletti, of Naples, was in her underwear.
Officers say they found a used condom and personal lubricant nearby.
The couple allegedly began yelling obscenities at the officers, and Scudelletti lifted her shirt to expose her breasts to elderly passers-by and traffic.
Both were arrested on disorderly conduct charges. Arrest reports do not indicate that either suspect lives at the address where the incident happened.
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Honey, the neighbours are cooking something funky for supper again.

What makes you say that dear?

Something wafting in from the air conditioner...
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I wonder if Air Conditioner sex is as good as off balanced washer sex?
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That depends. Was the washer off balance before the sex or because of the sex?
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The washer (especially when it is running) has more of a vibration to it. Plus it can walk across the floor if it has a really unbalanced load, like a rug.
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Nuff said Marty
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Washing that rug often are we Marty?
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Nothing better than a clean rug!
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Nothing better than a clean rug!
or no rug at all
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Lmo, I was just wondering if you were referring to a particular washing machine? Remember back at your brother's wedding and you were walking husband-dog past the motel laundry while I was doing my laundry? Husband-dog's walk was rather short that day.
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