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Old February 12th, 2008   #31 (permalink)
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Marty, Read your PM!!!!!
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Ok Marty...you've been quiet. That's a good boy. If you had done what I think you were going to do, somebody's wife might have gotten a phone call.
Don't think I've forgotten about that waitress at the coffee shopsurely you don't think I've forgotten about that one, do you?.
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Lmo, too bad. I was trying to decide if I was going to post any pictures after all, but you made my mind up for me. Ok, guys the pictures will appear tonight. I don't have them at work, they are on my computer at home. You will see them tomorrow.
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you better not, Marty
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Yes Marty, please do. I may even consider you as my Realtor or better yet, plan my wedding if you do
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I am afraid I have bad news everybody. I came home and turned my computer on and went to get a cup of coffee while it was booting up. I came back and found the cat standing on the keyboard sniffing at the monitor. I shooed her away and she jumped off the keyboard and knocked my external hard drive over (it was one of those that stood vertically). It fell to the floor and was booting at the time so it was crashed. This is the drive where I stored all my pictures and videos.

I have spent the last two hours trying to recover the contents of the drive and have managed to get a little over half of it back but not the pictures you all wanted to see. I will keep trying but it does not look likely now. And that really is a shame.

You would have liked my pictures of Lmo, she is really relaxed after four Margaritas. And then there was the one picture I mentioned earlier. We all know that guys do not wear underwear under a kilt. Well, we were by the beach and she was wearing a short pleated skirt.

Just as I clicked the picture a strong breeze picked up off the ocean and her skirt picked up too. Looks like it is not only guys that don't wear underwear under their skirt.

Sigh, I liked that picture too.
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I am afraid I have bad news everybody. I came home and turned my computer on and went to get a cup of coffee while it was booting up. I came back and found the cat standing on the keyboard sniffing at the monitor. I shooed her away and she jumped off the keyboard and knocked my external hard drive over (it was one of those that stood vertically). It fell to the floor and was booting at the time so it was crashed. This is the drive where I stored all my pictures and videos.

I have spent the last two hours trying to recover the contents of the drive and have managed to get a little over half of it back but not the pictures you all wanted to see. I will keep trying but it does not look likely now. And that really is a shame.

You would have liked my pictures of Lmo, she is really relaxed after four Margaritas. And then there was the one picture I mentioned earlier. We all know that guys do not wear underwear under a kilt. Well, we were by the beach and she was wearing a short pleated skirt.

Just as I clicked the picture a strong breeze picked up off the ocean and her skirt picked up too. Looks like it is not only guys that don't wear underwear under their skirt.

Sigh, I liked that picture too.
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Yes Java, I seem to detect a bit of the stuff running rather deep also. So, once again, I agree w/ Bob. One would think those two could come up with a better story.

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Lmo and Marty,
Why does it seem like every post you both need to go into this same old story. Maybe start one post and go from there. It's getting kind of old that's all. Don't get me wrong, I think it's funny how you both can keep the "story" of your so called week-end at some wedding with a dog and a brother or what ever...oh and drink's...
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