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Old 10-05-2007   #1 (permalink)
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Teacher Arrested For Public Intoxication
Indiana First-Grade Teacher Arrested For Public Intoxication

VALPARAISO, Ind., Oct. 4, 2007

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(AP) A first-grade teacher from Valparaiso is free on bond after she was arrested at school for public intoxication. Police say 49-year-old Sharon Duerring had two cans of beer in her purse at the time of her arrest.

Officials at Cooks Corners Elementary School removed Duerring from the classroom and called police when they suspected she was drunk. A portable breath test showed her blood alcohol concentration to be 0.20 percent, more than twice the legal limit of 0.08 percent.

Police say she was given a trespass warning not to return to the school.

A Porter County Jail officer says Duerring was released on bond. The Associated Press couldn't reach her for comment because there was no phone number listed under her name.

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Police say 49-year-old Sharon Duerring had two cans of beer in her purse at the time of her arrest.
no bottle of vodka in the desk, thats just wrong
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or maybe the enema trick, no smell on breath???
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Seems she just wanted to get her drink on...
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My Gov't teacher kept a bottle of JD in her desk.
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