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Old October 4th, 2007   #1 (permalink)
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Charges dismissed in sherry enema death


Charges have been dropped against a Texas woman who was accused of giving her husband a sherry enema that killed him, the prosecutor in the case said on Wednesday.
Tammy Jean Warner had been scheduled to face trial for negligent homicide in the May 2004 death of Michael Warner, 58, but Brazoria County District Attorney Jeri Yenne said the charges were dismissed a month ago for lack of evidence.
The dead man had had "a severe alcohol issue" and it was not clear his wife had committed a crime, Yenne said in a telephone interview.
"Let's say I have lung cancer and I continue to smoke. If you provide cigarettes to me, is that negligent homicide?" Yenne said.
"I really wrestled with the consent issue and negligence issue. I didn't think it rose to the level of negligent homicide."
At the time of Warner's indictment in 2005, police told the Houston Chronicle the woman had given her husband two large bottles of sherry, which raised his blood alcohol level to 0.47 percent, or nearly six times the level considered legally drunk in Texas.
Warner admitted administering the enema but denied she caused the death of her husband, who was a machine-shop operator. The incident occurred at their home in Lake Jackson, near Houston.
She told the newspaper her husband was addicted to enemas and often used alcohol in that manner. Police said Warner had a throat ailment that left him unable to drink the sherry.
Warner could not be reached for comment on Wednesday.
Yenne said a charge that Warner had burned her husband's will a month before his death was also dropped.
"We were never able to verify there was a signed, executed document," she said.
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Addicted to enemas?

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Alcohol enemas, sounds like a dangerous past time.
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there are others, more famous than him, that were addicted to colonics.
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there are others, more famous than him, that were addicted to colonics.
This needs to go into the "That's just wrong" post

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It's true, I remember seeing a film about it I think it was called The Road to Wellville! with Anthony Hopkins as Dr. Kellogg (the guy that invented your Corn Flakes)
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This needs to go into the "That's just wrong" post

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Hey Tom, welcome to the site, I second your agree!
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I saw that, too Julain. I believe that the story had him doing 'treatments' on people at his clinic. It also had him treating 'hysteria' in women with vibrators. Seemed like the good doctor could treat a whole lot of problems in these ways.
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It also had him treating 'hysteria' in women with vibrators. Seemed like the good doctor could treat a whole lot of problems in these ways.
At least you would forget what you were hysterical about for a while.
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