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| Moderator   dwatkins is wonderg why ???
Location: Atlanta - GA Rep Power: 9  Gender:  Country:   | Inmate Sues Vick for $63 Billion When it comes to filing a lawsuit, Jonathan Lee Riches doesn't fool around. The South Carolina inmate has filed a suit against Falcons quarterback Michael Vick. It's connected to the dog fighting charges surrounding Vick, but goes much farther than that. Riches, who, apparently is trying to live up to his name, is seeking $63 billion dollars in damages. Yes, billions. He claims Vick stole two white pit bulls from his home in Holliday, Florida, then used them in his dog fighting operation. But the allegations don't stop there. Riches goes on to say in a hand written document filed with the courts, that Vick then sold the dogs on eBay, and used the proceeds to buy missiles from the Iranian government. The complaint also alleges Vick needed the missiles because he has pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda. Riches is seeking $63 billion "backed by gold and silver," to be delivered to the front gate of the Williamsburg Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is serving time for wire fraud. In his paper, Riches writes, "Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes." Neither Vick nor his attorney could be reached for comments. August 15, 2007  __________________ Dogs have owners, Cats have staff!!!! | ||||||||
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| August 15th, 2007 | #2 (permalink) | |||||||||
| Senior Member   Java_Bob is sleeping
Location: A Blue State Rep Power: 13 Gender: Country: | Quote:
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| August 15th, 2007 | #3 (permalink) | ||||||||
| Moderator  MSYoung is meddling with dragons
Location: San Diego, CA Rep Power: 8 Gender: Country:  | The travesty about this is that it probably will not be thrown out but allowed to come to trial. The convict has nothing to lose, it is not costing him any money. Wonder how many missiles you can buy for two dogs? __________________ Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Marty | ||||||||
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| August 15th, 2007 | #5 (permalink) | ||||||||
| Senior Member  monkeylizard is lasting more than 4 hours
Location: The monkey's hole Rep Power: 9 Gender: Country: | It's like the craigslist thing where the dude traded a lot starting with a paperclip and ending with a house. Maybe Vick tried the same thing to get his Iranian toys. And Lmo....those are landmines, not missiles. I believe Angelina Jolie would like to speak to you about leaving dangerous landmines laying around. | ||||||||
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| August 15th, 2007 | #6 (permalink) | ||||||||
| Senior Member  Lmo has no status.
Rep Power: 9 | Wasn't me, Monk; it was my dog! And anytime Angelina would have thought she'd like to come over and de-mine the yard, I'd have had a cold beer for her. No doubt about it, those were dangerous landmines. And it didn't take no bombsniffing dog to find them, either. Now...back to Watkins. Isn't there something awful we can tell him about doing to Kitty? | ||||||||
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| Super Moderator  slagburn has no status.
Location: 3498.51 miles from Tiverton, Ontario (CANADA) Rep Power: 17 Gender:  Country:  | Quote:
__________________ Don't tell momma I'm a government phoneman, she thinks I play piano in a whorehouse.  | |||||||||
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| August 15th, 2007 | #9 (permalink) | |||||||||
| Moderator MSYoung is meddling with dragons
Location: San Diego, CA Rep Power: 8 Gender: Country: | Quote:
Might be easier to get your axe gun back.  __________________ Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Marty | |||||||||
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| Super Moderator slagburn has no status.
Location: 3498.51 miles from Tiverton, Ontario (CANADA) Rep Power: 17 Gender: Country: | Quote:
Between missles and axe guns it hasn't been easy being the slagman these day. __________________ Don't tell momma I'm a government phoneman, she thinks I play piano in a whorehouse. | |||||||||
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