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Old December 18th, 2006   #1 (permalink)
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13-Foot Pet Boa Kills Owner in Ohio

CINCINNATI — A 13-foot boa constrictor wrapped itself around its owner's neck and killed the man in his home, authorities said.

An acquaintance found Ted Dres, 48, inside the snake's cage Saturday and called police, the Hamilton County Sheriff's office said.

The snake was still strangling Dres when deputies arrived, and the officers had to work with members of an animal protection group to remove the reptile, the sheriff's office said.

Dres' snake will be kept at an animal shelter awaiting instructions from police or Dres' family, said Andy Mahlman, spokesman for the Cincinnati Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.

"People who keep these type of animals as pets should know exactly what they're doing and what they're capable of," Mahlman said.

He said he has seen photographs of reptile owners posing with snakes coiled around their necks.

"They don't realize they could be a few seconds away from death," he said.
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I guess we found out what happens when you make Snakey hungry, didn't we?

I had a friend with an 18 foot Burmese Python in Florida that would have been delighted to have Kitty for dinner. That snake was bigger around than my thigh.
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That snake was bigger around than my thigh.
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You know, with the right sause that snake would make a great chili.
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What I'm trying to say, Rust, was thatwasonebigfawkinsnake that I would not have felt safe around by myself, not to mention around my neck or in the same room as a kid or dog. Cats? well, they gotta fend for themselves.

Simply put, I felt like prey. And didn't like ithe feeling.
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Tha snake would make ALOT of good chili. And think of the shoes and purses!
I like snakes and have kept several as pets, but that one is just plain out of my league.
That snake's head looks as big as the men's heads! That could make the men swallow-able. yikes!
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You are a very, very, very naughty monkey!

Naughty monkies get spanked. And that makes them un-swallow-able.
For awhile, anyway.
Bad monkey.
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The snake was still strangling Dres when deputies arrived, and the officers had to work with members of an animal protection group to remove the reptile, the sheriff's office said.
Wait- does this mean the guy was still alive but they couldn't harm the snake?
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