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Old December 4th, 2006   #1 (permalink)
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just how did this happen??????
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Lots of donations I'm sure.
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just how did this happen??????

geezzzzzzzzzzz, remember in my other post I asked ya to put on yer bifocals??? WAKE UP!! There was more than just that too! But, looks like ya missed it all.

BTW, if yer anything like yer avatar.... bifocals won't help I guess.
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I was chatting with god the other day and he mentioned that dwatkins is up to something; oddly enough he didn't use the words 'thieving bastard' like he normally does when talking about dwatkins.
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Two names have vanished from that list and Rix is one of them.
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I was chatting with god the other day and he mentioned that dwatkins is up to something; oddly enough he didn't use the words 'thieving bastard' like he normally does when talking about dwatkins.
Me? And now why would I be up to something this time?
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Rix is back.

Guess I need to spend more. The bank pays better interest than my real accounts
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Me? And now why would I be up to something this time?
I dunno, god and I are homies and all but he doesn't always give me the scoop and what everyone is upto and I usually don't ask.
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I didn't think GOD used words like thieving bastard...even about Dwatkins.
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I didn't think GOD used words like thieving bastard...even about Dwatkins.
If you actually talked with god you would know these things, he can be a little mouthy when he gets a few a under his belt.

There was one time that we were fishing he started talking about dwatkins and cats... fetish is the word I think he used... didn't understand that one for a long time.
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