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Old November 21st, 2006   #1 (permalink)
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Brazilian town's free Viagra gives elderly a boost
BRASILIA, Brazil (Reuters) -- The mayor of a small Brazilian town has begun handing out free Viagra, spicing up the sex lives of dozens of elderly men and their partners.

"Since we started the free distribution of sexual stimulants, our elderly population changed. They're much happier," said Joao de Souza Luz, the mayor of Novo Santo Antonio, a small town in the central state of Mato Grosso.

Souza Luz said 68 men over the age of 60 already had signed up for the program, which was approved by the town's legislature and has been dubbed "Happy Penis," or "Pinto Alegre" in Portuguese.

But the program also has had the unforeseen consequence of encouraging some extramarital affairs, Souza Luz said.

"Some of the old men aren't seeking out their wives. They've got romances on the side," he said.
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Hey my new location will be BRASILIA, Brazil.


Pinto Alegre everybody!!!!!
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Pinto Alegre to you too!

Senor, ees that a rocket een yor pockeet?
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[quote=John_In_Dakota]Pinto Alegre /QUOTE]

I like it! It'll probably replace "YO!"
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John, the scary fact is that you want the stuff? :P
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Actually, you don't need to be old to use it.

A friend of mine in his 40's uses it regularly. He runs around with a group of couples that party together, shall we say. The ladies all like him because he can play for a very long time.

I will let you figure out what the game is they play.
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Monopoly?
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