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| Junior Member   rwhite has no status.
Rep Power: 7  | Elderly An elderly couple was attending church services. About halfway through she leans over and says, " I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?" He replies " Put a new battery in your hearing aid." __________________ Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're still here we may as well dance. | ||||||||
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| Moderator   JulianW is drinking black coffee.
Location: 254.45 miles from Tiverton, Devon (ENGLAND) Rep Power: 9 Gender:  Country:  | That's very similar to the one where the guy goes to the doctor and tells him that there's a "farting" noise keeps following him around but there's no nasty smell so it can't be him farting. The doctor replies that it's good to know that the mans hearing is still working well but that he needs to start treatment to get his sense of smell back. | ||||||||
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