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Old February 14th, 2006   #1 (permalink)
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**This poor guy probably had the last seat in the back of the plane and did not want to stand in line while others stood there and talked and held the line to get off the plane. Or it was a plane full of blue hairs who werre lost**

ATLANTA A man is hospitalized in fair condition after authorities say he jumped from a door of a Delta flight that had just landed in Atlanta today.

The plane from Orlando, Florida, landed at the Atlanta airport about 8:30 a-m. The Transportation Security Administration's Christopher White tells Atlanta radio station W-S-B that the man opened the catering door of the plane and jumped to the tarmac. White says the man had complained of feeling ill during the flight.

He fell about 30 feet. He was taken to Grady Memorial Hospital in Atlanta.
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I just heard about a dude who hung himself in the restroom on a place... we're still trying to figure out the mechanics of that... at 5'10 I can barely stand up in one.
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I just heard about a dude who hung himself in the restroom on a plane... we're still trying to figure out the mechanics of that... at 5'10 I can barely stand up in one.
You've gotta feel sorry for those of us at 6'2" and above then!
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Nope, don't feel sorry for you. Try again.


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I wasn't really expecting you to but it was worth a shot.
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Think they were both (the injured and hanged) upset about the quality/quanity of the inflight meal
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Think they were both (the injured and hanged) upset about the quality/quanity of the inflight meal
How about the possibility that they were upset about not joining a certain club? (You know the one, it's to do with flying!!!!)
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Tell me more about this club... maybe I'll join.
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It was all the rave in the 80's.
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I was busy with other things back in the 80s.
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