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Old October 27th, 2005   #1 (permalink)
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WOODSTOCK, Ont. - A man who drove up to a Tim Hortons drive-thru while stark naked and masturbating has pleaded guilty to committing an indecent act, saying "fantasy" got the best of him.

A female employee at the restaurant in nearby Thamesford took an order for a large coffee just past midnight on Oct. 3, prosecutor Michael Carnegie told court Tuesday.

When the car pulled up to the window, the employee noticed a man alone in the vehicle, completely nude and masturbating, Carnegie said.

The man handed money to the employee with his unoccupied left hand, court heard.

The employee wrote down the car's licence plate number and called police.

When the 38-year-old Woodstock man met with police after the incident, he admitted to doing "a bad thing" and suggested he did it "for the thrill," court heard.

Joseph Priddle will be sentenced Dec. 6.
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Maybe he was confused by their motto:



From Webster's Dictionary:

fresh: [probably by folk etymology from German frech] : disposed to take liberties : IMPUDENT


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Can't belive they got away with this headline


Maybe he heard the coffee was "Orgasmic"
Glad he didn't order a "Sticky bun"
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Maybe he heard the coffee was "Orgasmic"
Organic. Orgasmic. Easy to confuse.

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Glad he didn't order a "Sticky bun"
Ewwwwwwwwwww!


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fresh: [probably by folk etymology from German frech] : disposed to take liberties : IMPUDENT


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I thought you might have meant - "We hope your online visit with us is just as satisfying as when you stop at your neighbourhood store."
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