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Old August 17th, 2005   #1 (permalink)
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Than finding a padlock with no key... and no clue of where the key might be but knowledge that a key for this lock exists somewhere?

Much like a nice set of beewbies on a nun this friggin lock is driving me beserk; I have several master keys that will open damn near any lock in existence but they tend to render the lock useless once they are used.
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Is there anything more annoying...?

One word "Boltcutters"
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It's kinda like half the jobs I have to do around here. I have to go get campus safety to let me in to do the job. Ironic part is that they don't trust me to have a key, but someone can let me in and leave. There I am all by myself to take whatever it is they think I must want. Aggrevating as all h%ll.
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Re: Beep.. Beep... VRROOOMM!!!

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One word "Boltcutters"
Bolt cutters and the plasma cutter both render the lock useless... which is basically what it is with no key but it has potential usefullness if I ever find the damn key.

This is all the result of taking a mid afternoon dump and looking for something to amuse myself with... a locked padlock with no key.
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How would you set this system up

Ohh.. Out "Golfing again!"... In a Kilt no less :P
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One word "Boltcutters"
Bolt cutters and the plasma cutter both render the lock useless... which is basically what it is with no key but it has potential usefullness if I ever find the damn key.
Throw it away,
the key will show up next week.
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I have several master keys that will open damn near any lock in existence but they tend to render the lock useless once they are used.
These master keys wouldn't have names like:

Sledge hammer
Chisel
Hack saw
Bolt cutters
Blow torch

would they?
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I would say THIS would be a tad bit mor annoying :wink:
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Nice revival of the 'kilt' discussion Gei...thanks!
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Just where is this locked pad lock with no key????

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