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| Woman in car crash already dead? TOKYO (Reuters) - A young mother found at the scene of a car crash near Tokyo in which her husband and infant son were killed had already been dead for at least a day before the accident happened, police were quoted as saying Sunday. The bizarre discovery was made after emergency crews who rushed to the scene found the body of Rie Ishikawa, 28, already in a state of rigor mortis, Kyodo news agency reported. The family car crashed early Sunday on a highway in Sawara, Chiba Prefecture. Ishikawa's husband, Masayuki, 32, survived the initial crash after the car hit a concrete wall then rebounded and hit the lane divider in the center of the highway, Kyodo said. But the impact threw the couple's three-year-old son Masamune out of the car from the front passenger seat. When the father got out of the car to find him, both he and the child were struck by oncoming vehicles and killed, police were quoted as saying. The woman, who was in the back seat of the car, was believed to have died one or two days before the accident, police were quoted as saying. There was no immediate explanation of how she died.  SD Imagine the conversation in that car... "Daddy, why is mommy so cold and stiff?" "Um, she's just had a really rough day and she's tired and stiff from working so hard. All that tension slows her blodd so that's why she's cold." | ||||||||
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Location: Small Town USA Rep Power: 13  Gender:  Country:  | Maybe he was trying to use the carpool lane...usually have to have more than 2 people in the car for that  __________________ Two wrongs don't make a Right, but THREE Lefts do!  | ||||||||
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| Meridian Mail - Voice Greeting Quote:
Police: "Sir, your wife is dead" Man: "She's dead!? Oh no!!" Police: "Um sir, she's been dead for several days." Man: "What do you mean?!?!? Sure she's been quiet and moody lately but not dead!" Police: "No sir, our forensics have checked her and she's been dead for several days." Man: "No. She gave me the cold sholder when I kissed her last night but she was.... vibrant!" Police: "Vibrant???" Man: "Yes, energetic even!" Police: "Energetic?!?!?!?! Sir, she's in rigor mortis, she's stiff!" Man: "Nonsense, she's under a lot of stress so her muscles are a little tense." Police: "A little tense? A little tense? She's so rigid that they had to break her arms and legs to lie here on the gurney!" Man: "Tut, that's absurd! Why if she hadn't been pinned in that car wreck she'd have mussled up to that door and VOOM! Lept out of the car." Police: "VOOM?!?!" Man: "Voom!" Police: "Sir, she wouldn't have voomed if you put bleeding three million volts through her. She was dead!" Man: "No, she was pinining." Police: "Pining?" Man: "Yes, pining for sushi." Police: "Pining for sushi?!?!? She was dead! Deceased! Demised! Passed on! She is no more! She has ceased to be! She's expired and gone to meet her Maker! She's bereft of life, she rests in peace! If you hadn't belted her in the back seat she'd be pushing up the daisies! Her metabolic processes are now history! She's off the twig! She's kicked the bucket, she's shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PERSON!!" Man: "Um, ok then I guess I better replace her then..." SD (Apologies to "Monty Python" and the Parrot Sketch) | |||||||||
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Location: Small Town USA Rep Power: 13 Gender: Country: | SD, all I can say is.. SpamspamspamspamspamspamSpamspamspamspamspamspamSp amspamspamspamspamspamBakedbeansSpamspamspamspamsp amspamSpamspamspamspamspamspamToastSpamspamspamspa mspamspamSpamspamspamspamspamspam and Spam. __________________ Two wrongs don't make a Right, but THREE Lefts do! | ||||||||
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Location: Small Town USA Rep Power: 13 Gender: Country: | Quote:
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Location: Small Town USA Rep Power: 13 Gender: Country: | Quote:
WELL!!! I didn't expect the Spanish Iquisition!!! __________________ Two wrongs don't make a Right, but THREE Lefts do! | |||||||||
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