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Old April 11th, 2005   #1 (permalink)
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Automatic condom fitter on display

An automatic condom fitter that allows condoms to be put on in a fraction of the time it usually takes is on display at the International Exhibition of Inventions.



Designed by inventor and businessmen Mor Maty Seck it has been such a success in his native Senegal that he is now selling it internationally, and has already had offers from European businessmen who want to team up to offer it in Europe.

Mr Seck said: "People don't like to talk about contraception but there are a lot of men who find condoms difficult to use, and it can be so embarrassing that the moment is completely lost.

"My auto condom fitter guarantees nothing more than a brief second's pause in the action, with a bit of practice the man's partner probably won't even notice that he had reached over and used his trusty auto condom fitter."

The device was one of more than a 1,000 inventions from 735 inventors that travelled to the fair in Geneva, Switzerland, from 42 different countries.

The other patents looking for investors ranged from ecological processes for cleaning boats without the need for a dry dock to safety crash helmets made of coconut-fibre.

More than 60,000 visitors have seen the fair, more than half of them being businessmen and investors.


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Now that's handy.
But how do you get it back off?

Men of size, such as my self, get concerned it will get stuck on and then cause even more swelling which makes it get even more stuck.
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LOL... I already one of those but it doesn't look anything like that.
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Unless you are related to Trigger the horse you will never get stuck in your condom. Anyone that says condoms are too small is delusional. Have no fear of the laytex sleeve. It is a small price to pay to get where you want to go.


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Unless you are related to Trigger the horse you will never get stuck in your condom. Anyone that says condoms are too small is delusional. Have no fear of the laytex sleeve. It is a small price to pay to get where you want to go.


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You beat me to this one! I think in Asia they have sizes on theirs. I wonder why??
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Unless you are related to Trigger the horse you will never get stuck in your condom. Anyone that says condoms are too small is delusional. Have no fear of the laytex sleeve. It is a small price to pay to get where you want to go.


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I think he was refering to getting stuck in the device that puts the condom on... owie... :P
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Unless you are related to Trigger the horse you will never get stuck in your condom. Anyone that says condoms are too small is delusional. Have no fear of the laytex sleeve. It is a small price to pay to get where you want to go.


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I think he was refering to getting stuck in the device that puts the condom on... owie... :P
It would be like a thingie ringie that you get at the grown up store.
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No pain.... just longer lasting fun for all. :P


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Unless you are related to Trigger the horse you will never get stuck in your condom. Anyone that says condoms are too small is delusional. Have no fear of the laytex sleeve. It is a small price to pay to get where you want to go.


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Ok, getting stuck in a condom that is too small is not realistic but I'd agree that getting stuck in that plastic dohickie might be somewhat painful. I don't know about other folks but "adult rings" in that location are not my thing. As to condoms being too small that is not a delusion. Too small condoms are tight, do not entirely cover things and they tend to roll up the member if not falling off completely. The larger ones that they sell tend to remedy this problem.


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