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Okay, the wife signed me up for some courses at the local college. Anybody want to join me??



Community Ed Classes for Men

CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LOCAL LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS - REGISTRATION MUST
BE COMPLETED BY OCTOBER 28th.
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS
SIZE WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. (Step-by-step, with
Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours
beginning at 7:0 PAM.)

Class 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself? (Round
Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday at 12:00 for 2 hours.)

Class 3: Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting
the Seat and Avoiding the Floor/Walls and Nearby Bathtub. (Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2! hours. Note: this class meets
at Irish's Brew Pub on 16th Street)

Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and
the Floor. Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. (Meeting are Saturdays at
2:00 PM for 3 weeks.)

Class 5: After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into the
Kitchen Sink? (Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM)

Class 6: Loss of Identity - Losing the Remote to Your Significant
Other. (Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and
Sunday 7:00 PM.)

Class 7: Learning How to Find Things - Starting with looking in the
right places instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
(Open
Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours)

Class 8: Health Watch - Bringing her flowers is not harmful to
your health. (Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday,Wednesday,
Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.)

Class 9: Real Men ask for Directions When Lost. Real Life
Testimonials. (Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.)

Class 10: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while she
parallel parks? (Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.)

Class 11: Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between Mother and
Wife.(Online Classes and role-playing.)

Class 12: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation
Exercises, Meditation and Breathing techniques. Proper techniques for
holding her purse. (Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM)

Class 13: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering
Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're
Going to
be Late. (Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies
Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.)

Class 14: The Stove/Oven - What it is and How it is Used.(Live
Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.)