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Old 08-03-2004, 08:41 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I've been receiving these emails as of late, under the todays header "Important, I have more hair".

Weirder still...they don't appear to be selling anything...could be an attempt at DOS errors to MSN. Regardless, they make interesting reading'


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----- Original Message -----
From: shad rivena
To: 'hale@castle.chaffee.net' ; 'bck@nccumc.org' ; 'anveluyahoo.de@t-online.de' ; 'makelove@vr.net' ; 'campy915@aol.com'
Sent: Monday, June, 2004 8:57 AM
Subject: important i have more hair



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Under the header "pain first then pill"
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-----Original Message-----
From: Sabine Marshall [mailto:t@dylljrg.com]
To: samual proia; colby skornik
Sent: Wednesday, April, 2004 3:06 PM
Subject: pain first and then pill


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Do you see that big rock standing on the hillside yonder? he continued,
pointing with his finger
As for my health, I'm as well and strong as any boy need be, and there's
nothing wrong with my head, either

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And finally: a sales pitch for online pain meds under the header "Rafel Banburn special"
But they need to remember how accidentally for fighter pilot procrastinates.When cargo bay over is ungodly, related to submarine make a truce with somnambulist related to.Indeed, diskette around taxidermist satiate over swamp.
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WTF!
I'm lost.
I hope I find my self real soon.
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But they need to remember how accidentally for fighter pilot procrastinates.When cargo bay over is ungodly, related to submarine make a truce with somnambulist related to.Indeed, diskette around taxidermist satiate over swamp.
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Hey, now that is just uncalled for!!! You should just tell them to:

Ecclectic monkey rots vernacular monosodium triphosphate! Excruciating prophylactic postulates sub-station mongoose coprophilia! Picture frame nasty arachnid back door exacerbates hobbit prestidigitation!


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SD your right..> I should...(I got that one earlier in the month )

John and Merc-
Lost looks was my point.....most often these are sent with some sort of advert (like the link I mistakenly posted...so please don't click it, I lay no claims to anything bad that may come of it)....
They've got to have very strange language, spelling, et al to "sneak past" spam protection programs...Nothing in these mailings that would look "suspicious"...and if there is, the multiple Fw: header will mask that as well
Pretty cleaver, really, but what a pain. But like I said, some of these DO make intresting reading...We should colect a bunch and stick them together...Might make a good Blog Novel, Eh?
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