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Old 07-27-2004, 09:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy? "Titanic" or "My Life - The Bill Clinton Movie"

TITANIC VIDEO: $9. 99
CLINTON VIDEO: $9. 99

TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long
CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long

TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bullshit artist

TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill

TITANIC VIDEO: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit
CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica is forced to return her gifts

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember Jack

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica. . . uh, never mind

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary . . . basically the same thing
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Old 07-27-2004, 09:10 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-27-2004, 09:48 AM   #3 (permalink)
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So, Icy....what exactly IS death to you?
(Jack surrenders to an ICY death)

I suppose I could take a stab and say:

Titanic: brought down by an Iceberg
Clinton: brought down by an Iceberg Sized woman..

(I'm gonna burn for that aren't I? )
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Titanic... I'm sick of anything and everything that involves a Clinton.
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Titanic... I'm sick of anything and everything that involves a Clinton.
And here I thought Clinton's view towards woman would make him a hero in your books!


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Titanic... I'm sick of anything and everything that involves a Clinton.
And here I thought Clinton's view towards woman would make him a hero in your books!


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Many people share my views on women so one less in the hero book isn't that big of a deal.
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I thought the movie was sappy, Titanic.
I already went through the Hillary book, not bad. I'm now going through the Bill Clinton book, sort of slow. I'm past the part where he gets shot with a BB/Pelet gun by of all things a GIRL! The girl said don't cross this line and what do you think Bill did, he crossed the line.
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I thought the movie was sappy, Titanic.
I already went through the Hillary book, not bad. I'm now going through the Bill Clinton book, sort of slow. I'm past the part where he gets shot with a BB/Pelet gun by of all things a GIRL! The girl said don't cross this line and what do you think Bill did, he crossed the line.
Let me if you find out whether or not M swallows.
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I thought the movie was sappy, Titanic.
I already went through the Hillary book, not bad. I'm now going through the Bill Clinton book, sort of slow. I'm past the part where he gets shot with a BB/Pelet gun by of all things a GIRL! The girl said don't cross this line and what do you think Bill did, he crossed the line.
Let me if you find out whether or not M swallows.
I was reading last night and sorry to report, no swallowing yet.
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