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Old 01-14-2003, 04:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
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> A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite
> chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick,
> bring me a beer before it starts."

> She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
> When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another
> beer. It's gonna start."

> This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a
> beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer
> before it starts."

> That's it! She blows her top! "You bastard! You waltz
> in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello
> to me and then expect me to run around like your
> slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and
> wash and iron all day long?"

> The husband sighed. "It's started!"
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It would start as soon as I said get me a BEER!

She would say get your own BEER! :casstet: :casstet:
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Old 01-16-2003, 08:19 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Who could say no to gei when you look into those big big eyes :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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