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Old 06-24-2004, 12:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Reality is often more humorous than anything we can make up. Here are two phobias and their definitions. Can you imagine telling either patient the name of their illness?

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words.

Hellenologophobia - Fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology.

Only some cruel and demented person would invent a word 36 letters long for the fear of long words and 17 letters long for a fear of complex greek/latin scientific terminology! Both patients would have nervous breakdowns if they were ever asked to name their phychological illnesses!


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Old 06-24-2004, 01:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Where do you get this stuff????
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Old 06-24-2004, 01:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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SD,
You feeling ok?

Did you hit your head on something?
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Old 06-24-2004, 10:04 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Ya know if yer gonna make a word that has 36 letters at least make things interesting by using every letter of the alphabet.
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You feeling ok?

Did you hit your head on something?
Um no... why do you ask? Or is it that you don't like the picture that goes with my new rank?


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Old 06-25-2004, 08:57 AM   #6 (permalink)
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So I stumbled in here to see what all the hoopla was about.....I should have never opened the door!
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So I stumbled in here to see what all the hoopla was about.....I should have never opened the door!
Go back before you are pulled into this abyss of bad humor!!
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Old 06-25-2004, 09:16 AM   #8 (permalink)
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It's too late for Fletch...he's the former KING of bad humor...then he went out and got "intrested" in his job again
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Old 06-25-2004, 10:24 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Ouch! That hurts Twisted!
Think of it as a sebatical from reality

I wish I had more time to get online here. GW and I talk frequently offline and he always forwards me the 'interesting' stuff. I still like to poke in once in a while so all my underlings don't forget me.

Seriously, it's great to see how this place took off. I can't tell you how many folks on the 'inside' are now paying attention to this place. I have had no less than 10 links forwarded to me in the past week from here with a note saying "Hey did you know that you could do this?"

I love replying "Yes I do, read more carefully and you'll see I wrote it!" on many of them. I have tried to take on the role of "Ambassador to the Users", and I am actually starting to get some traction. There are 3 things right now that are getting on the drawing board for 4.5 or 5.0 that came directly from here.

Keep up the good work!

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That is priceless. Yet, so true. :wink:


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