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Old 01-13-2003, 10:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A Floridian, a New Yorker and a Canadian are in a bar one night having a
beer.

The New Yorker drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says "In New York our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to
drink from the same one twice".

The Canadian [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says "In Canada we have so much sand to make the glasses that we
don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either".

The Floridian, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the New
Yorker and the Canadian.
He says "In Florida we have so many New Yorkers and Canadians that we
don't need to drink with the same ones twice".

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obviously you have been to florida............there sure are alot of new york'ens there..........
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Interesting I posted this same joke awhile back but it was an Australian, an American and a Canadian. The Canadian was the one who shot the American, and the compairsons made sense. Canada has so much sand???? Alas, in my informal internet poll it would appear that the Londoners, South Afrikaners and the Aussies win as the most popular form of this joke.
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