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Old 12-16-2002, 08:59 AM   #1 (permalink)
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> --Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking
> you up in the morning.
>
> -- Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a bellybutton.
>
> --A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2
> teeth every 10 yrs.
>
> --People do not get sick from cold weather; it's
> from being indoors a lot more.
>
> --When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even
> your heart.
>
> --Only 7% of the population are lefties.
>
> --40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites
> every minute.
>
> --Babies are born without knee caps. They don't
> appear until they are 2-6 years old.
>
> --The average person over fifty will have spent 5
> years waiting in lines.
>
> --The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
>
> --The average housefly lives for one month.
>
> --40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
>
> --A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.
>
> --The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.
>
> --Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the
> rest of the day.
>
> --Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
>
> --The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the
> sand is to search for water.
>
> --The only 2 animals that can see behind itself
> without turning it's head are the rabbit and the
> parrot.
>
> --John Travolta turned down the starring roles in
> "An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie".
>
> --Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South
> Carolina State anthem.
>
> --In most television commercials advertising milk, a
> mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used
> in place of the milk.
>
> --Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on
> the same airplane just in case there is a crash.
>
> --The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903
> used a tomato can for a carburetor.
>
> --Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical
> cords cut from women who give birth. They are reused
> in vein transplant surgery.
>
> --Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana.
> They were seventh cousins.
>
> --If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would
> be green






All TRUE!!
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Old 12-17-2002, 01:27 AM   #2 (permalink)
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> --Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
>
> --If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would
> be green
These two are defiinatly false, and I find it hard to believe Hitchcock didn't have a belly button. What, was he a clone or something?
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