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Location: SC Rep Power: 6 ![]() | Two Brooms > --Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking > you up in the morning. > > -- Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a bellybutton. > > --A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 > teeth every 10 yrs. > > --People do not get sick from cold weather; it's > from being indoors a lot more. > > --When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even > your heart. > > --Only 7% of the population are lefties. > > --40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites > every minute. > > --Babies are born without knee caps. They don't > appear until they are 2-6 years old. > > --The average person over fifty will have spent 5 > years waiting in lines. > > --The toothbrush was invented in 1498. > > --The average housefly lives for one month. > > --40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year. > > --A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened. > > --The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute. > > --Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the > rest of the day. > > --Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep. > > --The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the > sand is to search for water. > > --The only 2 animals that can see behind itself > without turning it's head are the rabbit and the > parrot. > > --John Travolta turned down the starring roles in > "An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie". > > --Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South > Carolina State anthem. > > --In most television commercials advertising milk, a > mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used > in place of the milk. > > --Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on > the same airplane just in case there is a crash. > > --The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 > used a tomato can for a carburetor. > > --Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical > cords cut from women who give birth. They are reused > in vein transplant surgery. > > --Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. > They were seventh cousins. > > --If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would > be green All TRUE!! | ||||||||
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