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Location: In a Galaxy far, far away... [a.k.a. Tiverton, Ontario (CANADA)] Rep Power: 8  | On the sixth day God turned to Archangel Gabriel and said: "Today I am going to create a land called Canada, it will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon." God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so as to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth." "But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?" "Not really," replied God, "just wait and see the neighbours I am going to give them, eh!"  SD __________________ Life is far too important to be taken seriously! | ||||||||
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Location: In a Galaxy far, far away... [a.k.a. Tiverton, Ontario (CANADA)] Rep Power: 8 | Canadian Jokes (Not to be left out, eh!) Every nation in attendance at an international symposium on elephants had to deliver a report on the animals. France's report: "The Love Life of an Elephant." America saw the economic values in: "Raising Elephants for Fun and Profit." Great Britain had their own unique view: "The Elephant and the British Empire." The Canadian report was, of course, typically Canadian... "The Elephant: A Federal or Provincial Responsibility?" SD __________________ Life is far too important to be taken seriously! | ||||||||
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| 01-08-2004, 01:01 PM | #6 (permalink) | ||||||||
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Location: In a Galaxy far, far away... [a.k.a. Tiverton, Ontario (CANADA)] Rep Power: 8 | An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by terrorists. The terrorist leader said, "Before we shoot you, you will be allowed last words. Please let me know what you wish to talk about." The Englishman replied, "I wish to speak of loyalty and service to the crown." The Canadian replied, "Since you are involved in a question of national purpose, national identity, and secession, I wish to talk about the history of constitutional process in Canada, special status, distinct society and uniqueness within diversity." The American replied, "Just shoot me before the Canadian starts talking." SD __________________ Life is far too important to be taken seriously! | ||||||||
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| 01-08-2004, 02:41 PM | #7 (permalink) | |
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__________________ You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!  | |
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| 01-08-2004, 02:50 PM | #9 (permalink) | ||||||||
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Location: Somewhere in the Ford Galaxy Rep Power: 6 | A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?" "Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave. "Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade." | ||||||||
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| 01-08-2004, 02:51 PM | #10 (permalink) | ||||||||
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Location: Somewhere in the Ford Galaxy Rep Power: 6 | An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened. "Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth." He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here." "That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?" "Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his." | ||||||||
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