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Location: The other side of the Lake from work Rep Power: 11   | In 2003, the presents mentioned in "The 12 Days of Christmas" add up to nearly $17,000 -- more than $2,000 more than they would have cost in 2002. Your "true love" would have to spend only $77 for a partridge in a pear tree, but then come the turtle doves, the French hens, and all that. The most expensive gifts of the 12 days of Christmas gift-giving are: Nine ladies dancing -- $4,200 Seven swans swimming - $3,500 Five golden rings -- $361, $20 cheaper than last year The total cost of all the gifts is actually $16,885.28. __________________ You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!  | ||||||||
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Location: The other side of the Lake from work Rep Power: 11 | Octel Networking AND! BROWARD COUNTY, Fla. -- Broward County School officials have arranged for a visit from Santa after a teacher told students he was not for real. School officials said that the teacher at A.C. Perry Elementary was discussing childhood favorites like the tooth fairy with her students, and when she was asked about Santa Claus, she told them he doesn't exist. The teacher has since received counseling on being more sensitive to students. Broward officials made an emergency phone call and have arranged for Santa to visit classrooms Wednesday at 9:30 a.m. to help relieve the students' concerns. __________________ You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! | ||||||||
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Location: The other side of the Lake from work Rep Power: 11 | I think they (who ever THEY are) base the costs on goin rates for similar professions....So it may be a dance troupe's cost.... I mean really, how do you price Lords a Leaping? who even KNOWS where to find that? __________________ You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! | ||||||||
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