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Location: The other side of the Lake from work Rep Power: 11 ![]() | What's Black and White and into 12year olds? Wako Jacko!!! __________________ You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! | ||||||||
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Location: Dallas, Texas Rep Power: 5 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Dude, that is so wrong....he is still innocent until proven guilty. There is no proof Michael did anything....I think people are quick to judge. Besides would a child ped. build a whole place called Neverland for them? I really hope it isn't true, think about all the kids that have stayed there. If it was more then one, there could be huge consequences for him... | ||||||||
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Location: Tolland, CT Rep Power: 6 ![]() | While I agree with his innocent until proven guilty, the jokes are just rolling in and this is going to be a horror show for Jackson and this one might just sink him... OK on to the jokes (I head them on Howard Stern's radio show this morning): Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is white, made of plastic and is dangerous for children. You put groceries in the other. Q: What does Michael Jackson have in common with a Big Mac? A: Both are 40 year old meat between ten year old buns Q: What does Michael Jackson conisder a perfect 10? A: Two five year olds Q: What is black but comes in a white can? A: Michael Jackson | ||||||||
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Location: In a Galaxy far, far away... [a.k.a. Tiverton, Ontario (CANADA)] Rep Power: 8 ![]() | Communication Courtesy Guidelines Can you geuss which is Jacko and which is the mummy of the ancient pharaoh Ramses??? __________________ Life is far too important to be taken seriously! | ||||||||
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Location: The other side of the Lake from work Rep Power: 11 ![]() | Quote:
As to your question...Um...YEAH! Remember....John Wayne Gacci was a clown.... BUT....gotta admit, it's not looking good... __________________ You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! | |||||||||
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Location: The other side of the Lake from work Rep Power: 11 ![]() | Why was the little boy upset with Michael? He told the kid to pick his nose, then handed him the choices. __________________ You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! | ||||||||
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Location: The other side of the Lake from work Rep Power: 11 ![]() | And there you go media coverag reports that Michael wanted KFC on board his private jet. What they didn't say is KFC are the initials of his latest 13yr old "special friend". __________________ You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! | ||||||||
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