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Old 11-20-2003, 12:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What's Black and White and into 12year olds?








Wako Jacko!!!
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Old 11-20-2003, 01:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Dude, that is so wrong....he is still innocent until proven guilty.

There is no proof Michael did anything....I think people are quick to judge.

Besides would a child ped. build a whole place called Neverland for them?


I really hope it isn't true, think about all the kids that have stayed there. If it was more then one, there could be huge consequences for him...
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Old 11-20-2003, 01:32 PM   #3 (permalink)
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While I agree with his innocent until proven guilty, the jokes are just rolling in and this is going to be a horror show for Jackson and this one might just sink him...


OK on to the jokes (I head them on Howard Stern's radio show this morning):

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A: One is white, made of plastic and is dangerous for children. You put groceries in the other.

Q: What does Michael Jackson have in common with a Big Mac?

A: Both are 40 year old meat between ten year old buns

Q: What does Michael Jackson conisder a perfect 10?

A: Two five year olds

Q: What is black but comes in a white can?

A: Michael Jackson
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Can you geuss which is Jacko and which is the mummy of the ancient pharaoh Ramses???
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Old 11-20-2003, 02:45 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Dude, that is so wrong....he is still innocent until proven guilty.
Besides would a child ped. build a whole place called Neverland for them?
I'm sorry, I had a momentary lapse of good taste, tis true..

As to your question...Um...YEAH! Remember....John Wayne Gacci was a clown....

BUT....gotta admit, it's not looking good...
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WHY WAS MICHAEL JACKSON THROWN OUT OF THE CUB SCOUTS?????

BECAUSE HE WAS UP TO A PACK A DAY..................

STERN RULES..........
ARTIE IS A BIG FAT SLOB........
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knock, knock

Who's there?

Little boy blue

Little boy blue who?

Michael Jackson
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Why was the little boy upset with Michael?




He told the kid to pick his nose, then handed him the choices.
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Well you guys may be right, this was just in:


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And there you go


media coverag reports that Michael wanted KFC on board his private jet. What they didn't say is KFC are the initials of his latest 13yr old "special friend".
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