PD

>Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the
>mirror, complaining
>to
>her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of
>characteristically
>telling her it's not so, her husband
>uncharacteristically comes up with a
>suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then
>every day take a
>piece
>of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a
>few seconds."
>
>Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of
>toilet paper
>and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between
>her breasts.
>
>"How long will this take?" she asks.
>
>"They'll grow larger over a period of years.", he
>replies.
>
>The wife stops. "Do you really think rubbing a piece
>of toilet paper
>between
>my breasts every day will make my breasts grow larger
>over the years?"
>
>Without missing a beat the husband says "Worked for
>your ass didn't
>it?"