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Location: MIAMI, FLA Rep Power: 7 ![]() | THE BUS STOP ALL A MAN HAS TO DO TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY IS TO BE: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father figure 6. a teacher 7. an educator 8. a cook 9. a gardener 10. a carpenter 11. a driver 12. an engineer 13. a mechanic 14. an interior decorator 15. a stylist 16. a sex therapist 17. a gynecologist/obstetrician 18. a psychologist 19. a psychologist 20. a therapist 21. a good father 22. a gentleman 23. well organized 24. tidy 25. very clean 26. athletic 27. affectionate 28. affable 29. attentive 30. ambitious 31. amenable 32. articulate 33. bold 34. brave 35. creative 36. courageous 37. complimentary 38. capable 39. decisive 40. intelligent 41. imaginative 42. interesting 43. prudent 44. patient 45. polite 46. passionate 47. respectful 48. sweet 49. strong 50. skillful 51. supportive 52. sympathetic 53. tolerant 54. understanding 55. someone who loves shopping 56. someone who does not make problems 57. someone who never looks at other women 58. very rich AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MAKE SURE YOU: 59. you are neither jealous nor disinterested 60. get on well with her family, but do not spend more time with them than with her 61. give her space, but show interest and concern I where she goes ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO: 62. Not to forget the dates of: a. Anniversaries [wedding, engagement, first date]. b. graduation c. birthday d. menstruation However, even if you observe the above instructions perfectly, you are not 100% guaranteed that she will be happy. HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY: 1. Let him play with your tits. | ||||||||
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