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| Junior Member    Pirates_Ghost has no status.
Location: The other side of the Lake from work Rep Power: 12   | Wish this was a funny as it is a joke. (In other words...what the heck is happening to us that this story is TRUE!)   MILFORD, Ct. -- Sonya Chrucky puckered up -- now she wants her ex-boyfriend to pay up. The Connecticut woman charges her ex bit her on the lip while they were smooching. Her lawsuit charges that Peter Carli caused "pain and suffering, scarring and losses." Chrucky claims Carli's lip bite was "willful, wanton and malicious." To add insult to injury, Chrucky said Carli never paid her medical bills, as he promised. She said they had a written agreement for her ex to pay $3,000 to cover costs related to the lip-lock injury. __________________ You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!  | ||||||||
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| 10-22-2003, 12:12 PM | #2 (permalink) | ||||||||
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Location: Somewhere in the Ford Galaxy Rep Power: 6 | Hmmm, this might not be a bad thing........ Think I could sue my 15 month old daughter for stress and fatigue caused by lack of sleep due to exesive crying? She would probably use the wet diaper defence though.  | ||||||||
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She also could only pay you in formula if she lost.... :wink: | |||||||||
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| 10-22-2003, 02:21 PM | #4 (permalink) | ||||||||
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Rep Power: 6 | Did you hear about the game show contestant who is sueing Pat Sajak because after he won a boat load of $$$, Pat Sajak hugged him so hard it caused him severe back pain and trama........ Did you hear about the guy who is sueing New York for 25 million because he is upset that he couldnt help the injured at the Staten Island Ferry, cause he thought it was a terriorist attack and he was hiding... I guess we as American citizens have become so greedy with money that we have to find alternate ways of making money.........More evidence that our civilization of human beings is becoming like a pack of dogs..... And people write into newspapers every day complaining about immigrants taking away our jobs.....of course they are....they work 80 hours a week...take no lunch...obey instructions...are kind to their co-worker...etc..etc..etc.. | ||||||||
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| 10-24-2003, 09:43 AM | #5 (permalink) | |||||||||
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Location: The other side of the Lake from work Rep Power: 12 | Nortel to Avaya Quote:
Tried it with my 4week old twins...didn't work. the lawyer said they've got the law on their side, as it's only "Minor Offenses" (Get it? Minor, 'cause their under age :P) __________________ You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! | |||||||||
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