Java_Bob

A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been
> > >kept for 15 years. While running away, he finds a house
> > >and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed.
>
> > >He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, he then
> > >ties the woman to the bed. While he's on top of her, he
> > >kisses her neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
> > >
> > >In his absence the husband proceeds to tell his wife:
> > >"Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He
> > >probably spent a lot of time in prison and hasn't seen
> > >a woman in years. I noticed how much he enjoyed
> > >kissing your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
> > >complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction.
> > >This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us.
> > >Be strong Honey and remember how much I love you.
> > >
> > >To which the wife responds, "I am glad you think that way
> > >and you're right, he hasn't seen a woman in years, but he
> > >wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He
> > >told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept
> > >any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong Honey..... I love you too..."