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Rep Power: 6  | One night in the white house bedroom, George Bush was awakened by the ghost of George Washington. Mr. Bush asked George Washington what can I do for my country? George Washington replied "Set an Honest & Honorable example" The 2nd night he was awakened by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. Mr. Bush asked Thomas Jefferson what can I do for my country? Thomas Jefferson replied "Preserve the land for future generations and stay out of foreign affairs" The 3rd night he was awakened by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Once again Mr. Bush asked Mr. Lincoln the same question. Abraham Lincoln replied "Go See A Play!!!" Mitch Taylor...... | ||||||||
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| Junior Member   Pirates_Ghost has no status.
Location: The other side of the Lake from work Rep Power: 12  | With our luck Booth's offspring would be a lousy shot  __________________ You can't wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you - Look, if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!  | ||||||||
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| Senior Member  Rachelle is curious
Location: Lou, KY Rep Power: 9 Country:  | New DN on phone- no call pickup or distictive ring He would have to ask Cheney if it was okay for him to go out and play, first. __________________ No matter where you go, there is the Ladies Love Marty Fan Club. :bow2: :bow2: :bow2: | ||||||||
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