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Old 07-23-2008, 08:23 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep
One who’s handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to “How big is my behind?”
I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very best friend.

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I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with Huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit! AMEN
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You forgot to ask for one that's 3 feet tall...
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You forgot to ask for one that's 3 feet tall...
no i forgot contortionist
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You forgot to ask for one that's 3 feet tall...
... with a flat topped head????
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like i had last night, but around 4'5"
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Bob, that was a cop with a crew-cut. We understand, these things happen.
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LOL no cop, but nymphomaniac with Huge boobs who owns a bar
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The bar wasn't on a golf course was it?
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No golf course? Get rid of her
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