Sherrill

Beer Run!

B double E double R-U-N beer run
B double E double R-U-N beer run
all we need is a ten and a fiver
a car and a key and a sober driver
B double E double R-U-N beer run

a couple a frat boys from abilene
drove all night to see robert earl keen
at the kpig swine and soiree dance
they wore baseball caps and khaki pants
they wanted cigarettes and so to save some money
they bummed one off a hippie that smelled kinda funny
next thing they knew they were both really hungry

and pretty thirsty too...

(chorus)

they found a store with a sign said their beer was the coldest
they sent in Brad cause he looked the oldest
he got a case of beer and a candy bar
walked over to where them registers are
laid his fake id on the coutertop
the clerk looked and turned, and looked back and stopped
he said "boy, I ain't callin' the cops,
but I am keepin' this card."

the guys both took it pretty hard...

B double E double R-U-N beer run
B double E double R-U-N beer run
oh how happy we would be
if we'd only brought a better fake id
on a B double E double R-U-N beer run

they met this other old hippie named sleepy john
claimed to be the one from the robert earl keen song
so they gave him some cash and he bought em some brews
it was a beautiful day out in santa cruz
they wuz feelin so good it shoulda been a crime
the crowd was cool and the band was prime
they made it back to their seats just in time
to sing with all their friends

"the road goes on forever and the party never ends..."

(original chorus)