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| Moderator ![]() JulianW is drinking coffee.
Location: 254.45 miles from Tiverton, Devon (ENGLAND) Rep Power: 9 ![]() | Teenager finds bat asleep in bra A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra. Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate. When she did, she found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra. The hotel receptionist said she was shocked but felt bad for removing the "cuddly" bat. "It looked cosy and comfortable and I was sorry for disturbing it," she said. She was sitting at her desk at work when she decided to investigate the strange movements in her underwear. "I put my hand down my bra and pulled out a cuddly little bat. That shocked me very much at the time, but it scuttled off under the desk into the dark. I was shaking from head to toe. "It looked quite cosy and comfortable in there so it was quite rude of me to take it out. "When I realised it was a bat the first thing that occurred to me was how did it get in there. "I felt quite sorry for it. Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home. "I did not notice anything as I put my bra on. The night before I had had one or two drinks and I was getting ready quickly. "The bra was in my drawer but it had been on the washing line the day before. "When I was driving to work, I felt a slight vibration but I thought it was just my mobile phone in my jacket pocket." The bat was captured by one of her colleagues and released. __________________ "Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity." | ||||||||
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| Senior Member ![]() Ancient1 is Still feeling NON-supporter status.
Location: Space, the final frontier. Rep Power: 5 ![]() | A few drinks, size 34FF, and the washing line the day before probably explains things.... especially the 34FF. A bat could get lost in there! __________________ . . . Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955) "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955) | ||||||||
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| Moderator ![]() MSYoung is meddling with dragons
Location: San Diego, CA Rep Power: 5 ![]() | Call me a dirty old man, but I would like to know more about a 19 year old with a 34FF bra. __________________ Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Marty | ||||||||
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| Senior Member ![]() Ancient1 is Still feeling NON-supporter status.
Location: Space, the final frontier. Rep Power: 5 ![]() | Could this be her?????????? A View from Middle England by Arden Forester: There's a bat in my bra! OR , maybe http://www.eadt.co.uk/content/eadt/n...A11%3A32%3A220 ???????? __________________ . . . Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955) "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955) | ||||||||
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| Moderator ![]() JulianW is drinking coffee.
Location: 254.45 miles from Tiverton, Devon (ENGLAND) Rep Power: 9 ![]() | Quote:
![]() __________________ "Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity." | |||||||||
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| Moderator ![]() MSYoung is meddling with dragons
Location: San Diego, CA Rep Power: 5 ![]() | I looked at those two news articles and they both imply she went fishing for the bat while at her desk. Interesting girl. __________________ Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Marty | ||||||||
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| Senior Member ![]() gei_spot is going phishing
Location: Somewhere in this vast universe on a little rock that looks like a grape. Rep Power: 11 ![]() | My question... How do you not notice something that big against your chest ![]() __________________ | ||||||||
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