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Old 07-10-2008, 12:31 PM   #11 (permalink)
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One news story had a link to another news story that had the following comment in it.

Abbie may now face prosecution for removing the bat from her bra without first notifying a team of experts to come and inspect her breasts.
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Old 07-10-2008, 12:33 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Actually, here is the entire comment.

Under the 1981 Act it is a criminal offence for anyone without the permission of Natural England, to handle a bat or to disturb a bat or its roost. Natural England must be notified about any operation likely to disturb bats or their roosts, and must be allowed time to advise on how to minimise disturbance to the bats. Abbie may now face prosecution for removing the bat from her bra without first notifying a team of experts to come and inspect her breasts.
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I still don't get it. How do you not notice something that big in your bra
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Actually, here is the entire comment.

Under the 1981 Act it is a criminal offence for anyone without the permission of Natural England, to handle a bat or to disturb a bat or its roost. Natural England must be notified about any operation likely to disturb bats or their roosts, and must be allowed time to advise on how to minimise disturbance to the bats. Abbie may now face prosecution for removing the bat from her bra without first notifying a team of experts to come and inspect her breasts.

I would think that she could get away with it on the grounds of animal welfare ... it may have been crushed in there!
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The gal who lived up the road apiece when I was growing up was a 34 or 36G in her teenage years, those were fun I don't recall any nonhuman wildlife taking up residence in her bra...
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I don't recall any nonhuman wildlife taking up residence in her bra...
Sounds like some human wildlife took up residence there though.
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I still don't get it. How do you not notice something that big in your bra
It was a baby bat and was not as big as pictured in the news articles. That was for dramatization.
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It was a baby bat and was not as big as pictured in the news articles. That was for dramatization.

You're telling me that the press would dramatise something! Dang I knew that there was something fishy about that spaghetti tree.
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