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| Moderator ![]() MSYoung is meddling with dragons
Location: San Diego, CA Rep Power: 6 ![]() | One news story had a link to another news story that had the following comment in it. Abbie may now face prosecution for removing the bat from her bra without first notifying a team of experts to come and inspect her breasts. __________________ Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Marty | ||||||||
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| Moderator ![]() MSYoung is meddling with dragons
Location: San Diego, CA Rep Power: 6 ![]() | Actually, here is the entire comment. Under the 1981 Act it is a criminal offence for anyone without the permission of Natural England, to handle a bat or to disturb a bat or its roost. Natural England must be notified about any operation likely to disturb bats or their roosts, and must be allowed time to advise on how to minimise disturbance to the bats. Abbie may now face prosecution for removing the bat from her bra without first notifying a team of experts to come and inspect her breasts. __________________ Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Marty | ||||||||
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| Senior Member ![]() gei_spot is going phishing
Location: Somewhere in this vast universe on a little rock that looks like a grape. Rep Power: 12 ![]() | I still don't get it. How do you not notice something that big in your bra ![]() __________________ | ||||||||
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| Moderator ![]() JulianW is drinking coffee.
Location: 254.45 miles from Tiverton, Devon (ENGLAND) Rep Power: 9 ![]() | Quote:
I would think that she could get away with it on the grounds of animal welfare ... it may have been crushed in there! ![]() __________________ "Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity." | |||||||||
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| Senior Member ![]() slagburn has no status.
Location: 3498.51 miles from Tiverton, Ontario (CANADA) Rep Power: 16 ![]() | The gal who lived up the road apiece when I was growing up was a 34 or 36G in her teenage years, those were fun | ||||||||
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| Moderator ![]() JulianW is drinking coffee.
Location: 254.45 miles from Tiverton, Devon (ENGLAND) Rep Power: 9 ![]() | Quote:
__________________ "Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity." | |||||||||
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| Moderator ![]() MSYoung is meddling with dragons
Location: San Diego, CA Rep Power: 6 ![]() | It was a baby bat and was not as big as pictured in the news articles. That was for dramatization. __________________ Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Marty | ||||||||
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| Moderator ![]() JulianW is drinking coffee.
Location: 254.45 miles from Tiverton, Devon (ENGLAND) Rep Power: 9 ![]() | Quote:
You're telling me that the press would dramatise something! Dang I knew that there was something fishy about that spaghetti tree. __________________ "Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity." | |||||||||
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