Rachelle

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.*

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*1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
*2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.*

*3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.* The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.*

*4. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.*

*5. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.*

*6. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.*

*7. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.*

*8. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.*

*9. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.* (This one got extra credit.)*

*10. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right?* And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's, like, a serious bummer.*

*11. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.*

*12. Glibido: All talk and no action.*

*13. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.*

*14. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.*

*15. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.*

*16. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.*

*And the #1 pick:*

*17. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

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