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Old 05-16-2008, 09:41 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Canadian pierces lover's heart in botched sex game
A Canadian man who asked his lover to carve a heart-shaped symbol on his chest during a rough sex game almost died when she accidentally pressed too hard and punctured his heart, a newspaper said on Thursday.
The Winnipeg Free Press said the 25-year-old woman had been sentenced to three years' probation after she pleaded guilty to assaulting the man in February 2007.
The 24-year-old man was initially given little chance of survival but made a full recovery and is backing the woman.




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Both had been drinking heavily and engaging in rough sex when he asked the woman to carve the symbol, the paper said.


here baby carve on me, WTF
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How can that be assault? He consented and it went wrong. There was no malicious intent. If he didn't swear out the complaint...... I'm confused. This is becoming more and more common as I get older. Wow!!!


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How do you accidentally press to hard and go thru the chest wall and into the heart??????? That doesnt make sound right.
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Wonder if they are still together and playing the same type of games?
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How do you accidentally press to hard and go thru the chest wall and into the heart??????? That doesnt make sound right.
I believe the words "drunk off her ass" come to mind.
drunks aren't known for their fine motor skills.
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