Wackos from across the pond - PBX Info :: Your Free PBX, PABX and Telephone Information Resource
Home | Register |    
 
Forums         |        Articles          |        Blogs         |      Software          |      Portals          |      Resource          |      Wiki      |    White Papers         
 
Go Back   PBX Info :: Your Free PBX, PABX and Telephone Information Resource > GENERAL > Off Topic - Humor/Jokes
   SEARCH  
     
User Name Password      
Save ?
Off Topic - Humor/Jokes Hang Out, Humor, Jokes and Off Topic posts

Download:


Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Rate Thread Display Modes
Old 05-15-2008, 11:41 AM   #1 (permalink)
jack
Senior Member
 
jack's Avatar
jack has no status.

Activity Longevity
8/20 20/20
Today Posts
0/0 sssss5049
Location: Chicago -- CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE
Rep Power: 12jack is on a distinguished road
Wackos from across the pond

'Darth Vader' Spared Jail In Jedi Church Attacks

HOLYHEAD, Wales, May. 13, 2008
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(AP) A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.

Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones _ aka Master Jonba Hehol _ with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates' Court.

He also whacked Jones' 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones _ known as Master Mormi Hehol _ bruising his thigh in the March 25 incident, prosecutors said.

The two cousins and Barney Jones' brother, Daniel, set up the Church of Jediism, Anglesey order, last year. Jedi is the faith followed by some of the central characters in the "Star Wars" films.

The group, which claims about 30 members, says on its Web site that it uses "insight and knowledge" from the films as "a guide to living a better and more worthwhile life."

"We all love the films and what they stand for. Obviously some people are going to laugh about it," the Wales on Sunday newspaper quoted Barney Jones as saying last month. "But a lot of people do take it seriously."

Unfortunately for Hughes, his March attack was recorded on a video camera that the cousins had set up to film themselves in a light saber battle.

"Darth Vader! Jedis!" Hughes shouted as he approached.

Hughes claimed he couldn't remember the incident, having drunk the better part of a 2 1/2-gallon (10-liter) box of wine beforehand.

"He knows his behavior was wrong and didn't want it to happen but he has no recollection of it," said Hughes' lawyer, Frances Jones.

District Judge Andrew Shaw sentenced Hughes to two months in jail but suspended the sentence for one year. He also ordered Hughes to pay $195 to each of his victims and $117 in court costs.

In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 _ 0.7 percent of the population _ listed Jedi as their religion.
++++++++++++++++++++++

"In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 _ 0.7 percent of the population _ listed Jedi as their religion."

That is pretty scarry in and of itself.
__________________
Dogs rollover Phones hunt
jack is offline   sendpm.gif Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2008, 11:49 AM   #2 (permalink)
JulianW
Moderator
 
JulianW's Avatar
JulianW is drinking coffee.

Activity Longevity
10/20 11/20
Today Posts
0/0 sssss5524
Location: 254.45 miles from Tiverton, Devon (ENGLAND)
Rep Power: 9JulianW will become famous soon enough
Gender:
Country:
It was just a case of those "without" a religion were prompted by several radio stations to list their religion as Jedi, some universities campaigned for it, what can you say but some of the population are easily led.
__________________
"Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity."
JulianW is offline   sendpm.gif Reply With Quote
Reply



Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
For our mobile friends over "The pond" Pirates_Ghost Off Topic - Humor/Jokes 1 02-24-2005 12:04 AM
across the pond Java_Bob Off Topic - Humor/Jokes 2 02-09-2004 11:08 AM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:49 PM.

Tags   |   Advertise    |    Media Partners   |    Admin   |   About us   |   Contact Us   |   RSS   

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.3
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.0.0
Copyright PBXINFO LLC 2006