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Old 05-10-2008, 01:39 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I work with wimmens that take "28 days" to the limit!
My Bosses are both wimmens and they can't figure out who's in charge One goes one way and the other goes the other... I'm caught in the middle MGR vs. SPV
What should I do "lost in the "P" ....

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Old 05-12-2008, 05:59 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Sounds like your stuck between a rock and a hard place.
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Old 05-12-2008, 09:44 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Why don't you just start making your own decisions and see if they follow. Might not be the best of situations but you might get them to agree (or fire your a$$ enabling you to look for another job )
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You could always do what most men do... "Act now, apologize later" Haven't you read the handbook yet?
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I read the handbook .... but the last page said that all prior rules have now been revoked and new ones instigated just because I'd read the book!
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... by doing that the job gets done your way too.
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I read the handbook .... but the last page said that all prior rules have now been revoked and new ones instigated just because I got married!
Fixed it for ya!
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Listen to the one that you agree with. If neither of them have a valid stand, go your own way and claim that you must have misunderstood. This second option is easier if you happen to be blond (male or female).

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