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Old 04-25-2008, 09:43 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Porno movie dispute lands woman in jail

A woman is accused of chasing her boyfriend with a knife after thinking he was an actor in a pornographic movie they were watching together. The victim says it all started when he and his girlfriend were inside his southwest Albuquerque home watching a pornographic move at 10:30 Wednesday morning.
That’s when the victim called 911 saying his girlfriend, 20-year-old Amanda Montoya, had a knife.
“She almost shanked me and everything. She put the (expletive) knife right under my throat," the victim told a 911 operator.
The victim, wearing only a pair of shorts took off down Five Points, begging the 911 dispatcher for help.
He said Moya had already stabbed him in the face and bitten him on his chest.
“She already has battery charges against her. She's not even supposed to be around me," the victim said.
The dispatcher told the victim to keep running and try to get inside a store.
The victim made it to a business parking lot at Bridge and Sunset with Moya still on his trail when he was able to flag down a deputy who was headed to the victim’s residence.
Deputies arrested Moya and charged her with aggravated assault and aggravated battery.
She was also charged with child abuse because deputies say she left her eight-month-old boy alone in the home while she chased her boyfriend down the road.
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Old 04-25-2008, 09:58 AM   #2 (permalink)
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“She already has battery charges against her. She's not even supposed to be around me," the victim said.
She's his girlfriend and they were watching a porno together at 10:30 in the morning! Maybe he should have thought before inviting her in!

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The dispatcher told the victim to keep running and try to get inside a store.
Well there's some good advice if ever I heard it.
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Old 04-25-2008, 11:19 AM   #3 (permalink)
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This sounds like one girl to stay away from, far away from.
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Old 04-25-2008, 12:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Too bad she procreated before she could add her name to the darwin awards. How frightening....
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Both of them at home at 10:30 am watching Porn, hmm.. Since they obviously weren't working the day shift, I'd bet they don't work the night shift either.

I feel soory for the kid, not betting on a real happy future for him.
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Old 04-26-2008, 02:32 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Hmmm... 10:30, in the morning, at home... I don't think that I would be watching porn... rather .... uhhh let's leave that one alone.... as long as baby was asleep
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