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Old 04-11-2008, 01:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A couple fighting about which gang their 4-year-old toddler should join caused a publ

ok the liberal, "tolerance", "diversity", and "multi-culturalism" has really kicked in now

A couple fighting about which gang their 4-year-old toddler should join caused a public disturbance that resulted in the father's arrest, Commerce City police said Thursday.On Saturday, Joseph Manzanares stormed into the Hollywood Video store where his girlfriend worked, threatened to kill her and knocked over several video displays and even a computer, Commerce City police Sgt. Joe Sandoval said.After he ran out of the store, police were called and the 19-year-old was arrested at his home.
His girlfriend told police that they had been arguing about the upbringing of their son and which gang he should belong to. The teen mother, who is black, is a member of the Crips. Manzanares is Hispanic and belongs to the Westside Ballers gang, the woman said."They have different ideas on how the baby should be raised. Basically, she said they cannot agree on which gang the baby would 'claim,'" Sandoval said.Manzanares was charged with disorderly conduct, harassment, and domestic violence. He was transported to the Adams County Detention Facility.On Tuesday, he pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct and was sentenced to a year of probation. The misdemeanor harassment charge was dropped.

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Old 04-12-2008, 09:52 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hey...I got an idea...how about neither gang and maybe the Catholic or Baptist or Methodist or Episcopalian church. I think any of those might give the kid better direction.
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Maybe the kid should join both and bring some unity to the proceedings?
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Hey...I got an idea...how about neither gang and maybe the Catholic or Baptist or Methodist or Episcopalian church. I think any of those might give the kid better direction.
Well, maybe not the Catholic church...
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oh, I don't know Monk. The kid was a boy...I know he'd be welcome!
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oh, I don't know Monk. The kid was a boy...I know he'd be welcome!
I'm sure Monkey said "the Catholic Church" not "the convent"
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Oh Lmo, I have not doubt the boy would be welcomed, but there's a distinct difference between "Our Father" and "Oh! Father!"
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The priests are happy to welcome young men to the Catholic Church also.
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Oh Lmo, I have not doubt the boy would be welcomed, but there's a distinct difference between "Our Father" and "Oh! Father!"
Our Father, who art in Kevin...
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