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Old 04-03-2008, 08:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Alleged Truck Burglar Gets Locked Inside
Man Charged With Burglary After Allegedly Breaking Into A Truck And Getting Locked Inside

WATERLOO, Iowa, Apr. 2, 2008

(AP) A Waterloo man has been charged with burglary after allegedly breaking into a truck and getting locked inside. Cash Burch, 24, was arrested Wednesday after the owner of a Ford Explorer found him inside his vehicle and called police.

The owner, Mark Laures, said Burch could not get out because the Explorer has an anti-theft device that activates when the battery loses power. Laures said Burch wore down the battery trying to start the Explorer and became locked inside.

Burch damaged the dashboard trying to escape but was still inside the truck when officers arrived. Police opened the door from the outside and charged him with third-degree burglary.

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um...break the window?
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I wonder if he was/is blonde?
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Old 04-04-2008, 10:54 AM   #4 (permalink)
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sounds fishy. I can't see it being safe to lock someone in if the battery dies / gets too low.
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I have Lojack on both my vehicles and they have several packages you can get from them. One of the options to lock the car and kill the engine if a signal is received by the Lojack device.
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um...break the window?

Um....don't break in...!
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what fun is that, JiD?
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He was trying to steal an old Ford, the owners should have been grateful.
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