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| Senior Member   Java_Bob is sleeping
Location: A Blue State Rep Power: 12  Gender:  Country:  | feeling down Things got you down?... In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors. Some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00, Willie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner. Still Having a Bad Day???? The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view of everyone... a killer whale ate them both. Still think you are having a Bad Day???? A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his new Walkman. Are Ya OK Now? - No?[ Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany .. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death. What?!? STILL having a Bad Day???? Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. God is Good! There now, Feeling Better???? Last edited by Java_Bob; 03-13-2008 at 01:11 PM. | ||||||||
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| 03-14-2008, 07:16 AM | #2 (permalink) | ||||||||
| Moderator   JulianW is drinking coffee.
Location: 254.45 miles from Tiverton, Devon (ENGLAND) Rep Power: 9 Gender: Country:  | Just when you thought life was dealing you a bad hand eh? I'd have prefered that you posted that on a monday morning (or sometime over the weekend so that I'd pick it up on a monday morning)! Thanks for that Bob, it brightened my day. __________________ "Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity." | ||||||||
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| 03-14-2008, 08:32 AM | #3 (permalink) | ||||||||
| Senior Member   Ramjet is talking turkey!
Rep Power: 8 Gender: Country: | Then there was the animal activist in Spain to protest and film the running of the bulls. Of course she had to get up close and in the thick of things, where she was gored 11 times by a bull when she could not get out of the way. Along with several broken ribs, she did survive to say she didn't blame the bull! WTF!  __________________ Two snips, a snort, a turn, a fly, and a grunt, and it was so simple, like the jitterbug, it plum evaded me! | ||||||||
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