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Old 03-20-2008, 10:25 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I guess this one would be better than the one on the couch (bet that couch had an aroma all it's own. YUK!)
I bet that toilet had the funk too. It's used daily and hasn't been cleaned in 2 years. Much like an Interstate Rest Area...
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You know it Monk. With her big fat ass plugging up the hole in the top of the seat for 2 years, you know that toilet needed a good airing out. Probably lots o' nasty smells trpped in there. She might be the reason the sewers all stink. You know there was some crud in there too. I'm sure the BF never asked her to sit forward so he could drop a bleach tablet or Ti D Bowl thingy in the tank, either. YUK.
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She'd been in the bathroom for 2 years but only sat on the toilet constantly for the last month!!! She might have been cleaning the toilet constantly for the last 2 years and now has sat down for the last month for a rest. But then again that's quite an OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder)
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