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ABabbitt · 08-04-2003, 03:30 PM

It's because we don't.

On a wall in a ladies room . . . "My husband follows me everywhere"

Written just below it . . . " I do not"
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Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to
do the dishes?

A. Both of them.
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Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?

A. He buys two cases of beer.
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Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?

A. The bonds mature.
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Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?

A. So men can remember them.
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Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

A. We don't know; it has never happened.
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Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
good-looking?

A. They already have boyfriends.
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Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A. A widow.
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Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?

A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

A. They're married.
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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says:
"So you would love her."

But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she
would love you."

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Java_Bob · 08-04-2003, 03:38 PM

the two cases of beer should have been 4 - 30 packs (more efficient that way, all MEN know that AB)

:bs:

:eyes:

TelcoHo · 08-05-2003, 02:03 PM

Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam replied that he was lonely because he didn't have anyone to share his experiences with or even to talk to, apart from God himself.
God saw that this was true and decided that he would make a companion for man and that it would be "woman". So that "man" and "woman" would forever be linked as one, God decided that Adam would have to give up part of his body - and that "woman" would be made from it.

God told Adam that he would create woman out of Adam himself, and that she would be called "Eve". He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, when you discover clothing, she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost me?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

The rest is history

Icy · 08-06-2003, 05:34 AM

Yeh TH let the truth be heard. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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