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A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool & orders a drink. After sitting there a few minutes, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls silent. In a very deep husky voice, the woman next to him says "Before you tell that joke sir, I think it is just fair-given that you are blind- that you should know 5 things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl. 2, The bounce is a blonde girl. 3. I'm 6 feet tall 220 lbs. and have a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a proffessional weightlifter. 5 The ladie to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke? The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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