PD

How's your aging intelligence? Take the following test here and
determine if you are losing it or are still "with it." The spaces are
so you don't see the answers until you have made your own....
OK, relax, clear your mind and.... begin.

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1. What do you put in a toaster?












The answer is "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do
something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to
Question 2.

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?













Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt
the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even
overheat.
It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more
appropriate such as "Children's World." If you said, "water" then proceed
to Question 3.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from
blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is

made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?












Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks,"
what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions??
If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.

4. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute then
how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?












Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than
"one degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are

obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room.

Everyone else proceed to the final question.

5. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus from London to
Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In
Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon,
two
people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16
people
get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on.
In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at
Milford Haven.

What was the name of the bus driver?












Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember? It was YOU!

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