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Location: A Blue State Rep Power: 11 ![]() ![]() | All Phones not Getting Internal MOH Night Prayers... > > A father put his three year old daughter to bed, and listened to her > > prayers - which she ended by saying "God bless mommy, God bless daddy, > > God bless grandma, and good-bye grandpa." > > > > The father said, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?" > > > > The little girl said "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing > > to do." > > > > When the grandpa died on the very next day, the father thought it was > > just a strange coincidence. > > > > A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her > > prayers: "God bless mommy, God bless daddy and good-bye grandma. > > > > Next day the grandmother died. "My gosh," thought the father, "this kid > > is in contact with the other side." > > > > Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say > > "God bless mommy and good-bye daddy." > > > > He practically went into shock. Couldn't sleep all night and got up at > > the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, > > had > > lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could just get by > > until midnight he would be okay. He felt very safe in the office, so > > instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking > > coffee,looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight > > > > arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and finally went home. > > > > When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's > > > > the matter?" > > > > He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of > > > > my life." > > > > She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what > > happened to me. This morning the mailman dropped dead on our porch." | ||||||||
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