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Old 07-31-2003, 02:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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> > A father put his three year old daughter to bed, and listened to her
> > prayers - which she ended by saying "God bless mommy, God bless daddy,
> > God bless grandma, and good-bye grandpa."
> >
> > The father said, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"
> >
> > The little girl said "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing
> > to do."
> >
> > When the grandpa died on the very next day, the father thought it was
> > just a strange coincidence.
> >
> > A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her
> > prayers: "God bless mommy, God bless daddy and good-bye grandma.
> >
> > Next day the grandmother died. "My gosh," thought the father, "this kid
> > is in contact with the other side."
> >
> > Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say
> > "God bless mommy and good-bye daddy."
> >
> > He practically went into shock. Couldn't sleep all night and got up at
> > the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day,
> > had
> > lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could just get by
> > until midnight he would be okay. He felt very safe in the office, so
> > instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking
> > coffee,looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight
> >
> > arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and finally went home.
> >
> > When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's
> >
> > the matter?"
> >
> > He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of
> >
> > my life."
> >
> > She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what
> > happened to me. This morning the mailman dropped dead on our porch."
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